I don't know how many of you are still reading this, because apparently I've been abysmally wordy. So, the short version of this month's events, in eleven points!
1. Returned home. Immediately played pickup Ultimate and tooled. Much rejoicing. Hung out with Mom, too!
2. Went to Ow My Knee with my brother. Were slaughtered due to overall team suckage and many bad decisions leading to many bad hangovers. However, partying was great.
3. Went to Wildwood with Owen. Less slaughtering, more injuries. Partying was minimal but team was amazing and lots of fun. Swam and played all day... who could ask for more?
4. Went to New Paltz to visit Lily and met several chickens named Chicken in different languages.
5. Went to work at Dad's for a few days, entering numbers into computer. Deservedly mind-numbing for the Ireland expenses they gave me, but Catherine is very cool and therefore we will hang out more.
6. Returned to Ithaca. Immediately played pickup Ultimate and fell over a lot. Much rejoicing.
7. Found a job at Benchwarmer's Sports Bar, where I can serve beer and wear a baseball cap simultaneously.
8. Played Jenga with Ithaca summer leaguers and did NOT knock over the tower and owe everyone a PBR. Mike D did that. Ha!
9. Went walking in the creek with Charlie and attempted to catch crayfish bare-handed. Charlie finally caught a crippled, clawless crayfish. Returned the poor thing to the water.
10. Joined a club team named Bermuda and have resolved to become much better at Ultimate.
11. Cleaned entire apartment. Seriously. Scrubbed out every single one of the cabinets. Found moldy potatoes and eight bottles of sesame oil. Jeff Lounsbury has earned my wrath.
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